He clears his voice, and then speaks with an eerie tone, setting up the pathos...
It's to my understanding that you have recently welcomed in thy ranks a really suspicious individual, under the false identity of "Ningyoushi" ('cause "Urami" was already taken, darn!

).
Do not trust him, my fellows, for he is a creature who crawls on a dark path of sin.
At first, nobody foresaw anything unusual in the growth of this seemingly cherub entity, named as a Lakota chief of the glorious past... (i bet i got rcp's curiosity here

)

He grew up healty and smiling, and even the camera seemed to bless him with strange light games...

However, we soon attended to the first, dreadful symptoms... like stealing his girlfriend's camisoles...

We do not know from where the seed of evil was born. Back then, we asked him why he was just an hairy guy. He replied he didn't know, it wasn't for a lack of break, like the Grateful Dead... darling...

Scientists supposed that possible causes were bad life habits, but we never found proofs...

Still facts are undeniable. He is a treacherous one, a devious creature from the deepest realms of perdition. He will approach you in disguise, acting as a polite, intellectual being...

You'll then think yourselves safe, you'll let your guard down... and then... as the sun fades beneath the horizon, and the creatures of the light give way to those of the night... behind you he will make a jump to the left... and then a step to the right... with a bit of a mind flip, you'll be there in the time slip. And nothing will ever be the same.

So be warned my (not so

) young friends! Stay clear of the Wicked One! For he is between you!
And he really had nothing better to do at 4 A.M.
That's the most frightening thing...
